Slycraft Original Novelties Gifts



                                                                                   


A special offering to you
from everyone here at Slycraft HQ
who appreciates odd literature.

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Sample pages.

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The perfect reading material
for YOUR in-home library!

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B.S. Bentley's Collection of Oddities and Oddballs BEYOND BELIEF, a parody of Ripley's Believe It or Not, was published in 1985 by Piece of the Rainbow Publications, Written by Albin Sadar and Illustrated by Steve Shryock.  64-pages, Color cover, Black & White illustrations.  And now you know.

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Another Piece of Great Literature
Scraped from the Linoleumed Floor of the
 Slycraft Library...

B. S. Bentley's Collection of
Oddities and Oddballs
BEYOND BELIEF!

Looking for your next "great read"?  Have you had it with your Dostoyevskys and your Faulkners and your  Hawthornes -- all those guys who use such BIG words (as if they actually know what they mean).  Why, you spend more time reading the dictionary then you do their books!

Well, we at Slycraft are NOT embarrassed to offer a book that not only uses readable words, but is also illustrated with seeable pictures!   And not just ANY pictures, either... CARTOON pictures!

B.S. Bentley's BEYOND BELIEF  is so pleasant an opus, so fun a read, that we want to get it into the hands of EVERYONE more eager to increase their laugh-power than their word-power.  This collection of over ten dozen oddities and oddballs from the legendary landrover, Cap'n B.S. Bentley, will sure put a crease on both your brow and your lips with such amazing facts as:

  • The New York City man who first used the phrase, "My door is always open," has been robbed 242 times...

  • Our earth is so heavy that if it fell on your foot you'd have to wear a cast for 846 million years...

  • "A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose" was said by Gertrude Stein to her sweetheart who had a bad memory...

     Recently rediscovered in a Manhattan warehouse, this
      rare edition of     B.S. Bentley's
    BEYOND BELIEF
    is being offered by Slycraft at its original 1985 price... just $3.95 *   So, take advantage of this great offer and get your copy NOW!

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From the Slycraft Library:

B.S. Bentley's
BEYOND BELIEF!

ONLY $3.95!

TO ORDER CLICK LINK:
http://www.stupid.com/stat/BSBN.html

* $3.95 at today's market value (considering inflation, US-dollar exchange rate, etc, etc.) would be equal to $242.50!!!  Wow, what a SAVINGS!!!