You get everything you need
to grow one delicious, plump n' juicy,
garden-fresh poultry:
- A Fistful of Feathers
- Salt and Pepper
(so you can season-to-taste)
- Instruction Manual

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"Do not ask for whom the dinner bell tolls.
It tolls for thee."
- John "Hungryman" Dunne

"Come 'n Git it."
- Colonel Saunders

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AND DON'T FORGET TO WASH DOWN
THAT BIRD WITH...

Slycraft

does it again...

 GROW YOUR OWN 

 CHICKEN! 

When was the last time you tasted a really good piece of garden-fresh poultry?  Can't remember, can you?  And that, my friend, is sad.

Well now you don't have to hop in the jalopy and motor on out to Junior's Farm.  This one, small package contains one HUGE idea -- the fact that you can grow an actual chicken right in your own back yard!

Don't believe it?  Recent advances in molecular bioregeneration (or "cloning", as it's known among the non-scientific hoi polloi, have made the doubling of just about anyone or anything a reality.

So, now that we've proven our thesis within a 92-percent probability, isn't it time you parked your temporal lobes back inside your cranial carport and bought a package or two of Slycraft's GROW YOUR OWN CHICKEN?  Your friends and family will be thanking you BIG TIME, next time the dinner bell chimes!

Slycraft's
GROW YOUR OWN
CHICKEN

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