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Holiday season, countless people take the easy
way out and buy artificial Christmas trees.
(They're probably the same folks who give you
a fruitcake every year.) Others try to be more
traditional and purchase real pine trees.
Their hearts are in the right place, but
someone else did all the work. It's like
hiring someone else to unwrap your presents or
kiss your wife under the mistletoe.
No,
there's only one true way to immerse yourself
in the holiday spirit...
Grow
Your Own
Christmas Tree!
And
this handy kit contains everything you need to
achieve that goal. Look at all you get inside
the package!
A) an actual pine cone
B) an 8 -page instruction manual
C) Uh, actually, that's about it
The
guidebook will take you step-by-step through
the Christmas Tree growing process.  You'll
learn that hoses are a good source of water
and how gophers are the Christmas Tree's
natural enemy.
You
even get cut-out tree ornaments to decorate
your finished tree !
Sure,
it may take 10 or 20 years to get your
Christmas Tree ready, but think of the
satisfaction that you (or your heirs) will
feel chopping it down and putting gifts under
it!
"GROW-YOUR-OWN
CHRISTMAS TREE"
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