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All Slycraft novelties are hand crafted to be used in a safe and non-destructive manner. Any injury occurring from inappropriate application of Slycraft products is solely the responsibility of the customer.
Business as Unusual...
Slycraft.com opened its virtual doors for business in September 2002. Since then we have satisfied a world of folks from New York to New Zealand with novelty items that are all 100 percent original and that you won't find anywhere else.
Slycraft began in book form back in 1984 with the release of Slycraft's Catalog of Stuff, published by Crown (a division of Random House), and written by Albin Sadar and Bob Pagani. This catalog parody featured almost 100 products and services, all designed to "solve problems that don't exist with solutions that don't work." Readers today still find the book funny, although many, sadly, have be institutionalized. The few remaining copies of this masterpiece are locked away under heavy armed security at Slycraft.com's world headquarters in New York City. Last we heard there were also 2 copies for sale on E-bay: one for $199 and one for $1.99.
Presently, Slycraft.com features dozens of fun, inventive novelties and great gifts designed to bring the whole family to its knees in convulsive laughter, or at least double it over with a tee-hee or two.
Grow Your Own Furniture -- You get an acorn and an instruction booklet. What more do you need? For $2.99 and a little patience (42 years' worth) you can fill your house with oaken treasures that you grew yourself!
Peace, Something to Shoot for -- Here's the button that says it all, or maybe it doesn't. What matters is that it says something and that's important in a world where many times people aren't saying anything. Er, well, what do you want for 99-cents?
That just gives you a taste of the mysterious world of Slycraft.com!
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