"Thank You, Slycraft!"
When the "heat is on",
you'll stay cooool!
And Now A Word From
Dr. William S. Footh, PhD
and Air Resource "Specialist"
"Hello, I'm Dr. William S. Footh, PhD, specializing in Atmospheric Science and podiatry. The Slycraft people have asked me to explain the operating principle behind their Breez-O-matic 3000 XT and I will do so at this time. Cold air advection is produced as a mechanically generated force propels air molecules of ambient temperature across a sub-ambient source. This then induces a kinetic condition of the resulting quasi-laminar flow that is less than its initial thermal state.
Such action yields a comfort level appreciated not only by scientists working in muggy, overcrowded, dimly-lit laboratories (or "labs"), but ordinary, more-fortunate folks, as well.
I hope this helps everyone."
JUST IN TIME FOR THE
LONG, HOT SUMMER...
AND THOSE UNEXPECTED
H ot summer days, oh how you hate 'em... HATE 'em! The heat, oh the HEAT! Hate it... HATE it! You'd give anything to get some CHEAP RELIEF!
Slycraft has (of course) done it again! And the formula was simple:
Fan + Ice Cubes = Breez-O-Matic 3000-XT
Here's the coolest mini-device to sit on your desktop at work or play (it's perfect near that computer you're currently using!)
Your Breez-O-Matic 3000-XT Personal Desktop Air Conditioner comes with fan (2 AA batteries included), mini-ice tray* (ice not included), and sturdy hand-crafted wooden stand (polyurethaned); Dimensions: 8"L x 4"H x 4"W.
And, on top of all this, it's environmentally friendly! So, do your part and purchase one or more Breez-O-Matic 3000-XT's today!
Helpful Hint: After removing the ice tray from the fridge, turn cubes sideways (on their ends) in the tray pockets for increased coolness!
Desk-Top Air Conditioner